Friday, November 20th, 2009


Is THIS Tebow's Girlfriend? How Do YOU Vote?





Sporting News Ranks The Top 25 Football Broadcasters
(SportingNews.com)



1. Gary Danielson, CBS What we like: He explains it before most of
us have seen it.

2. Cris Collinsworth, NBC What we like: He has a wry sense of humor,
plus the insight of a three-time Pro Bowl receiver.

3. Al Michaels, NBC What we like: He has an ability to paint a picture with
words and put a game in context -- not to mention that voice.

4. Phil Simms, CBS What we like: Thirty years after the former quarterback
was the Giants' first draft choice, he still watches the NFL with wonder.

5. Kirk Herbstreit, ABC/ESPN What we like: A former Ohio State quarterback,
his polished analysis is educated and ultra- opinionated but delivered without haughtiness.

6. Troy Aikman, FOX What we like: The SN contributor offers insight only a
Hall of Fame quarterback and three-time Super Bowl champion can provide.

7. Ron Franklin, ABC/ESPN What we like: He has a great voice and a calm,
comfortable style.

8. Verne Lundquist, CBS What we like: He has a great voice and great
passion.

9. Joe Buck, FOX What we like: When you hear his voice, you know instantly
it's a big event.

10. Jim Nantz, CBS What we like: He has a smooth delivery and is authoritative
without being overbearing.

11. Mike Tirico, ESPN What we like: He always teaches us something.

12. Brad Nessler, ESPN What we like: He has the ability to play off an
assortment of analysts.

13. Brent Musburger, ABC/ESPN What we like: He has the most distinctive
pipes in the game, pardner, and it gets no better than his
"You are looking live ... " intro.

14. Jon Gruden, ESPN What we like: He's intense, just as he was on the
sideline as a Super Bowl-winning coach.

15. Daryl Johnston, FOX What we like: The two-time Pro Bowl fullback has
a quick mind and a good handle for the flow of the broadcast.

16. Ron Jaworski, ESPN What we like: The former 17-year NFL quarterback
works hard to prepare and loves breaking down the game.

17. Greg Gumbel, CBS What we like: He has a sense of calm.

18. Sean McDonough, ABC/ESPN What we like: He isn't afraid to make
noise when something isn't right.

19. Todd Blackledge, ESPN What we like: He has wit and energy without
exuberance -- and the insight of a former NFL quarterback.

20. Dan Fouts, CBS What we like: He's a Hall of Fame quarterback who
knows the game.

21. Bob Papa, NFL Network What we like: He combines his strong voice
with a clear, crisp description.

22. Mike Patrick, ABC/ESPN What we like: Versatility -- he can also do basketball
and baseball.

23. Chris Fowler, ESPN What we like: He's the calm amid the College GameDay
storm.

24. Gus Johnson, CBS What we like: When a game gets crazy with big plays,
he's right there with us, getting in on the euphoria.

25. Dick Enberg, CBS What we like: His storytelling style is comforting.

For much more on the best broadcasters in football -- from a day in the life
of Joe Buck to Brent Musburger's greatest athletic achievement -- pick up
the new issue of Sporting News Magazine.




Giant Back Boobs....WTF?





A Gift From the Popcorn Gods....Bacon-Flavored Microwave Popcorn!





41-Year-Old Bengals Cheerleader!?!





Kevin Garnett with 3/4 Long Court Shot!





Hilarious Benny Hill Car Chase!





PETA is sending Vegan Chocolates Bearing the Image of
Osama Bin Laden to the Troops Overseas 

According to the president of PETA, quote, "These delicious dark-chocolate
'Bin-Laden Bites' give a whole new meaning to the adage, 'Revenge is Sweet.'
Our troops deserve a chuckle , and PETA's vegan chocolates will give them
that as well."





Thursday, November 19th, 2009


Arlington Needs Your Help!!

Arlington's Randol Mill Park is up for a $10,000 playspace improvement
grant from the NFL, but is getting blown out of the water in public voting
by people in Brusly, La., and Ontonagon, Mich. 

The top two sites will each receive a $10,000 playspace improvement grant
from NFL Play 60, a program designed to encourage kids to get up to 60
minutes of activity outside each day. Every 24 hours, supporters can visit http://playday.kaboom.org/votes to cast their vote for the park they want to see receive the grant. 

So far, Arlington is solidly in third place and needs your votes! Kids had fun with water at the splash pool, participated in a park clean-up, or learned about eco-friendly initiatives. Not only did these events encourage children to get outside, but there was an educational component too. Your vote could help Arlington create a barrier free playground for disabled children and their families.The voting runs until Dec. 1.





1994 Plano East vs. John Tyler Football Comeback







Former Kansas Players Speak Out!

Former Kansas football players are speaking out about an investigation
into allegations coach Mark Mangino has verbally abused or had
inappropriate physical contact with players.








UCF Octagon Girl Natasha Wicks Did A Wicked Photo Shoot!

Watch Natasha Wicks - RawVegas.tv Girl of the Month Photoshoot Behind-The-Scenes on RawVegas.tv




Hockey Goal Celebration FAIL....Crashing the Glass!!






Rock-Paper-Scissors Champ

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Reunion Arena Demolition




Tribute to Reunion Arena



Dunk of the Year?




"Playboy" December Cover Issue of Joanna Krupa




2000: The Decade in 7 Minutes




Man Food: Bacon Wrapped Spare Ribs



Ingredients:

-One rack of St. Louis Style Ribs (or regular and even larger
Baby/Loin Backs)

-BBQ Rub of your choice (that's what she said)

-Spices Of Your Choice

-1 Slice of Raw Bacon for every rib you plan to wrap.


Directions:

-Make sure you let the ribs marinate in your rub for at least 12 hours

-Fire up your grill but make sure you wait until the flame is at a medium-level
before throwing on the ribs so the sauce doesn't burn.

-Rinse spare ribs and put into large kettle of water. Boil uncovered for 1 1/2
to 2 hours. Remove from water and brush both sides generously with your
special barbecue sauce. Place on hot barbecue grill. Turn every seven minutes, re-applying barbecue sauce generously each time. Barbecue time should be
about 21 minutes.

-Remove ribs from the grill, wrap each piece individually in bacon and re-cook
on the grill for another 10-15 minutes.


Money Well Spent! Real Housewives of Orange County, Lynne Curtin
Plastic Surgery (Before & After)





Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Titans Owner Bud Adams Fires Off 2 Finger Salute. Gets 250K
Fine. Apologizes.

Tennessee Titans 86 year-old owner Bud Adams was seen flipping the double
bird at Buffalo during the Titans' 41-17 win over the Bills on Sunday. But oops!
Roger Goodell was in Bud Adams box. He's since apologized and got a nice
little 250K fine for his actions).





Top 10 Things Thrown During an Ice Hockey Game

Some evil chef figured out a way to cook a fish without killing it . . . so
people could eat it while it was still alive. 

(--It "comes to life" at :07, and someone takes a big bite at :49. WARNING: 
This video shows a fish being eaten while it's still alive.)

The Wedding Crasher Takes Down Wedding Tent


 
 

FOUR HINTS WOMEN DROP THAT MEN DON'T PICK UP ON:

 

 

You know how women tend to be more subtle?  While most guys would
rather be upfront and specific about things?  Well, it pretty much explains
how we've made it to the 21st century . . . and men and women STILL
don't know how to communicate.

 

--Just to prove my point, here are four subtle hints women drop, that
guys don't pick up on.

 

 

#1.)  LOOKING AT A GUY, THEN LOOKING AWAY.  Women think
it's a cute, subtle way of flirting.  But guys tend to think it means the
opposite.  They think that if the woman was REALLY interested, she'd
KEEP staring.

 

 

#2.)  ACTING TIRED.  This happens all the time.  A couple is at a party,
and the woman wants to leave.  But instead of saying so, she starts acting
tired.  Then when the guy doesn't pick up on it, she gets angry or annoyed.

 

 

--But as much as women hate it, guys are just clueless when it comes to
stuff like this.  And they're much more responsive if you say flat out,
"I'm ready to go soon." 

 

 

#3.)  VARIOUS BREAK-UP LINGO.  This one actually goes both ways. 
Men AND women have a tough time with subtle break-ups.  So don't
drop hints about it, just do it.  Getting dumped hurts, but dragging out a relationship is worse.

 

 

#4.)  FLIRTATIOUS TOUCHING.  Touching a guy's arm or putting
your hand on his back WILL let him know you're interested, but only
if you keep doing it.  Guys are more physical than women are on a daily
basis, so touching him once won't do anything.

 

 

--But if you KEEP at it, he'll eventually realize what's up. 

(TheFrisky.com)

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Cowboys Lose to the Packers, 17-7


For more pictures, click here.




DOH!!!!
A guy was driving his $2-million Bugatti Veyron sports car down a
highway in Texas when he veered off the road and crashed into a
salt-water lagoon. (--Warning: This video contains profanity.)

 

HERE ARE 15 THINGS YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT SEX:

 

#1.) The average American has sex about ONCE a week. And married people are anywhere from 25% to 300% more likely to have sex during any given week than unmarried people. 

 

 

#2.) French kissing is good for your teeth. It's because the extra saliva helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay. 

 

 

#3.) TWO in every FIVE condoms sold in the U.S. are bought by women.

 

 

#4.) 12% of all websites on the Internet are pornography.

 

 

#5.) But "sex" is NOT the most searched word on the Internet. Last year, it was overtaken by the word "Facebook," and last month "Facebook" was Googled five times more often than the word "sex".

 

 

#6.) Humans are NOT the only species that has sex purely for fun. Studies have found that pigs, dolphins and Bonobos . . . which is a relative of the chimp . . . also have sex for fun. And there may be others as well.

 

 

#7.) It's illegal to buy naughty novelty devices in two states . . . Alabama and Mississippi. 

 

 

#8.) Women with at least some college education are more open to experimenting with both ORAL and NO-GO HOLE relations.

 

 

#9.) For its size, the strongest muscle in the human body is the TONGUE.

 

 

#10.) When they're ovulating, women have an increased sex drive. It's nature's way of getting us to spawn.

 

 

#11.) Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac. It contains an amino acid called Phenylalanine that raises endorphin levels, and increases a person's sex drive. 

 

 

#12.) Human beings have only one body part that's designed JUST for sexual pleasure. It belongs to women . . . and it rhymes with Dolores.

 

 

#13.) The Graham Cracker was invented in 1829 to curb sexual desire. At the time, it was widely believed that spicy foods caused sexual desire. The Graham Cracker was developed as a spice-less snacking alternative.

 

 

#14.) The avocado was named after a man's genitalia. Back in the day, the Aztecs used avocado as a sex stimulant. So they gave it the name "ahuacati," which literally means "gonad." 

 

 

#15.) And the word "vanilla" is derived from the Latin word for a woman's most intimate of areas, because the vanilla plant somewhat resembles what a woman's got "down there."

GREAT MOVIES EVERY GUY MUST SEE

The website Just A Guy Thing put together a huge list of movies that every guy must see.

Here's their top ten:

1. Casino Royale (or any other James Bond movie)
2. The Terminator
3. Die Hard
4. The Last Boyscout
5. Top Gun
6. The Matrix
7. Back To The Future
8. Scarface
9. The Godfather 10. Platoon


Friday the 13th Benny Hill





Prank War: The Skydiving Prank

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Weekend in Vegas Bingo!

There's nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of
exactly how "crappy" your life could be! The next time you
venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so
you'll have something to keep you occupied while your fiance
snorts coke off a tranny hooker's bottome in the hotel room....





Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No