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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

David Letterman 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover






Brooklyn Decker 2010 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Photo






Drew Brees on Letterman Last Night





Emmitt Highlights: Congrats on the Hall of Fame Vote!





Web Cams: New Orleans Vs. Indianapolis After the Game





No Caption Necessary for THIS One:





Every Violent Act in All of the Super Bowl Commercials in
:30 Seconds





New Orleans Body Paint GREATNESS





The Super Bowl Ad Google Should Have Run





We Thank You, Tom Arnold, for Depantsing Marissa Miller!








Because We Have a Sensitive Side Too: Puppy Bowl VI Highlights





Instant Classic!





Jimmy Kimmel: This Week in Unnecessary Censorship





Now There are Nude Pics of San Antonio Spurs Player
George Hill





Then and Now:






Monday, February 8th, 2010

We Present, Super Bowl XLIV Champions: The New Orleans Saints!



For more pics, click here



Leno, Oprah, and Letterman Super Bowl Spot





Doritos: Keep Your Hands Off My Mama! Super Bowl Spot





Doritos: Casket Super Bowl Spot





Snickers: Betty White Super Bowl Spot





Bud Light: Asteroid/ Meteor Super Bowl Spot





Motorola: Megan Fox Super Bowl Spot





Boost Mobile: Bears Shuffle Super Bowl Spot





Hyundai: Brett Favre Super Bowl Spot

 
 

Dr. Pepper: Kiss Super Bowl Spot





Warren Sapp Arrested for Allegedly Beating Up His Girlfriend





Hooters Girls "Explain" Football





Just Because we LOVE Random Hot Chicks--Super?
Why YES They ARE!





Marissa Miller LOVES Matthew Stafford's Hair!






Hot MILF Monday: Stephanie Seymour in Vanity Fair



(Thanks for THIS suggestion from listener, Tiffany)


Baltimore Weatherman Gets a Little Nutty





Oops... Fat Girls Can't Jump





Then and Now:







Friday, February 5th, 2010


Super Bowl Week Hottie!





Super Bowl XLV Logo Makes its Debut!



The new logo will be the NFL's Super Bowl logo for years to
come, according to a league spokesman. Mark Waller, the chief
marketing director for the NFL said the only thing that will change
in the future is the host stadium behind the trophy and the number.



Saints #1 Fan!






The Biggest Snack Food Stadium Ever






Super Bowl Bingo Drinking Game





Super Bowl Special: Funniest Names in the NFL



A rose by any other name might smell as sweet; call it a "fartblossom,"
though, and you'll have a hard time getting somebody to sniff it. With
that in mind-- and with the Super Bowl coming up this weekend-- here's
our list of the NFL's greatest monikers. Some are funny; Some are fitting.
Some are scary. Here goes:

Best Name That Rhymes: Aqib Talib, CB, Tampa Bay

Best Name That Sounds Like Something Else: Ashton Youboty, CB Buffalo

Least Manly NFL Name: Guy Whimper, T, Giants. Runner-up: DeMarcus Faggins,
CB, Detroit

Best First Name: Atari, as in Green Bay safety Atari Bigby. Runners-up: Ronde
Barber, CB, Tampa Bay, and Frostee Rucker, DE, Cincinnati, whose mom
coincidentally has been banned from ever again watching holiday cartoons.

Player Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Chili's Menu Item: Scott Fujita, LB,
New Orleans

Most Delicious: Jamaal Fudge, CB, Atlanta

Best NFL Porn Name: Lance Long, WR, Kansas City

Guy to Avoid Looking at in the Shower: Rudy Niswanger, C, Kansas City

Best Name That Sounds Dirty But Isn't: Jerricho Cotchery, WR, Jets.
Runners-up: Billy Cundiff, K, Baltimore, Hank Poteat, CB, Cleveland, and
Sione Pouha, DT, Jets

Best Girl's Name on an NFL Player: Melila Purcell, DE, Cleveland

Thurston Howell III Award for Snottiest Name: Kyle Vanden Bosch, DE,
Tennessee

Nicest Name: Lousaka Polite, FB, Miami

Most Sanctimonious: Maurice Purify, WR, Cincinnati. (He was a criminal
justice major at Nebraska. Ironically, he was arrested twice while in college
and in 2007 spent a week under house arrest for probation violations.)

Best Player to Have a Drink With: Nick Hennessey, T, Buffalo. Lightweights
could hang with Cincinnati TE, Matt Sherry.

Best Name for NFL Success: Williams-- 50 players share that last name. There
are 47 Johnsons, 37 Browns, and 28 Smiths.

Guy Most Likely to Get Searched at the Airport: Husain Abdullah, S, Minnesota

Player Most Likely to Star in a "Sopranos" Spin-Off: Sabby Piscitelli, S, Tampa
Bay

Our Favorite Player: Marlon Favorite, DT, New Orleans

Best Sci-Fi Name: DeJuan Tribble, CB, San Diego

Most Fun Name to Say: Olaniyi Sobomehin, RB New Orleans. Runner-up: Cory Lekkerkerker, T, Tennessee

Most Insignificant: Fred Smoot, CB, Washington. Runner-up: Keith Null, QB,
St. Louis

Least Recognizable: Richie Incognito, G, Buffalo

The "Who Would Name Their Kid That?" Award: Phillip Morris, WR, Tennessee

Most Unfortunate Pairing of NFL Teammates: Baltimore Ravens Suggs
(Terrell, LB) and Koch (Sam, P) are the obvious choices here.



NBC Apologizes for THIS Menu



NBC has apologized for celebrating Black History Month with a Fried
Chicken Dinner. Yes, this actually happened. It became public, thanks to
a Twitter post by ROOTS drummer, QUESTLOVE.



High School Student Lands Dream Date with Maxim/
MMA Model for Senior Dance



His date, Maxim Magazine pinup girl and MMA ring girl,
Arianny Celeste.

This is one of a number of videos he posted to get her to
go out with him...




And here is Arianny's Maxim Magazine "Hometown Hottie"
video






Buttered Floor Face Plant






On Lost: Who Would You Rather? Kate or Juliet?


Kate                                                    Juliet




Angry Wife Smashes Glass Patio Doors






Jimmy Johnson's The New Spokesperson For....



ExtenZe 'all-natural male enhancement' pills in late-night TV ads,
according to AdAge!

The longtime coach and current Fox NFL analyst is reportedly "an
unabashed user" of the supplement. Unsurprisingly, Johnson will
use suggestive language in at least one of the commercials.



Some Upset with Lindsey Vonn's SI Cover Girl Photo



Vonn's semi-provocative pose has drawn the predictable ire from
those who claim that it objectifies her. She's an athlete, not a sex
symbol, the chorus inevitably reminds us.

From womentalksports.com: Vonn is first a GREAT athlete, but she
also represents norm of feminine attractiveness. The combination of
athleticism and attractiveness make Vonn the likely poster girl of the
US Olympic Team, and the media hasn't disappointed in constructing
her as such.

Not to be left out, Sports Illustrated is featuring Vonn on their February 8,
2010 cover. For those of you who follow SI covers, know that female
athletes are RARELY featured on the cover.

Over the last 60 years, researchers have shown that about 4% of all SI
covers have portrayed women.

When females are featured on the cover of SI, they are more likely than
not to be in sexualizex poses and not in action-and the most recent Vonn
cover is no exception.




Darth Vader and..... Snoop Dogg?



Bizarre scenes are a normal occurrence on the streets of New York City,
but this one was a bit of a head-scratcher. Adidas was apparently launching
a new Star Wars line, and did so by letting Darth Vader lead an "imperial"
march of storm troopers through the streets. Oh, and for some reason, Snoop
Dogg was there too.



Then and Now:







Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Super Bowl WAGs: Kim Kardashian vs. Kendra Wilkinson,
Who's Hottest?







Super Bowl XLIV features two very high profile WAGs- Kim Kardashian
(girlfriend of New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush) and Kendra
Wilkinson (wife of Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Hank Baskett). Who do
you think is sexiest?



Super Bowl Week: Hot Chicks with Footballs






Due to Popular Demand: The "Man Crack" Recipe is Back!



Ingredients:
- 2 packages of cream cheese
- 2 cans of no-bean chili
- 3 bags of mexican shredded cheese
- 1 jar of jalapenos
- 2 bags of Frito's "scoops" tortilla chips

Instructions:
- Preheat the oven to 325 degrees
- Take both packages of cream cheese and dump them into a baking dish
- Take a knife and smear the cream cheese until it covers the base of the pan
- Dump two cans of no-bean chili on top of the cream cheese covering every square inch of the chili with all three bags of Mexican shredded cheese
- Add some jalapenos and cook that bad boy for about 20-25 minutes until the cheese on top is thoroughly melted
- Dump a bag of chips on the couch cushion next to you and continue eating until the Man Crack is gone



Sean James and Al Joyner Respond to Tim Tebow Super Bowl Ad






Our Listener, Seby, Sent us THIS Mondo Mike Classic!






At Least it's Going to a Good Cause...



For about the 100th time in recent memory, a sports apparel manufacturing
company is electing to do some good with championship paraphernalia
that could not be used because, you know, the team ended up losing. This
time it's clothing and hats that were made in anticipation of a Texas Longhorns
victory in their January showdown with the Alabama Crimson Tide in the BCS
National Championship Game. As you may recall, Texas QB Colt McCoy was
injured early on and that was about all she wrote as the Longhorns lost 37-21,
despite freshman quarterback Garrett Gilbert's gutsy relief performance.
Unfortunately, 14,000 burnt orange Texas Longhorns shirts and hats
emblazoned with "BCS National Champions" were left unused--- until now. They've since found a useful role in aiding with relief efforts in Haiti.



Phoenix Suns Dancers Calendar Shoot






Hyundai Super Bowl 2010 Ad (10 Years Featuring Brett Favre)






Sports Science: "World Record Kick to the Nuts"





WTF! Crazy, Swing Parachute Jump





Nothing Comes Between Kellan and his Calvins!



Kellan Lutz, who plays Emmett Cullen in the "Twilight" movies,
is the new spokes-stud for Calvin Klein underwear. Print ads start
rolling out next month.



THEN AND NOW:






One of the Porn Skanks Who Nailed Tiger Woods is Offended
by Those Tiger Woods Golf Balls!






Here's an Old woman from New Jersey Reacting with Disgust
as She Watches an Episode of MTV's "Jersey Shore"






Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Super Bowl Week: Hot Chicks with Footballs





Volleyball Coach Blasts Female with Ball to the Head!





Deion Sander Becomes 1st Black Guy to Look Terrible Bald





Mike Tyson on the Italian Version of Dancing With the Stars





Jose Canseco Wants to Fight Herschel Walker!



Source: Huffingtonpost.com-- Heisman trophy-winning running
back Herschel Walker made his mixed martial arts debut over the
weekend, ruthlessly dispatching his more experienced opponent in
just three rounds. Yesterday, former MLB slugger Jose Canseco tweeted
that he wants to challenge Walker in a fight...



The Michael Vick Project
The Michael Vick Project premiered last night on BET, giving the
controversial quarterback an opportunity to open up about the
dogfighting crimes that have haunted his career. During the half-hour
episode, Vick revisited the property that once hosted Bad Newz Kennels,
the dogfighting ring that hosted more than 70 dogs and led to Vick's
imprisonment...









OSN: Packers Fan Says He Will Drink Again





Cowtown Cracks Down on Signs



Source: NBCDFW.com-- As part of a crackdown on signs, city
inspectors on Tuesday ordered Kincaid's Hamburgers on Camp
Bowie Boulevard to scrape its name off its front window or face fines
of $500 per day.



Abigail Clancy FHM March 2010 Cover





The Official Modern Warfare 2 Music Video






Classic Atari Shot Glasses



The set of 6 shot glasses includes graphics from six retro Atari
arcade games: Asteroids, Centipeded, Pong, Breakout, Missile
Command and the aforementioned Battle Zone. The flip side of
each glass features a color-coordinated Atari logo.



Helping Haiti: Everybody Hurts 2010



Produced by Simon Cowell, it features vocal performances by Leona
Lewis, Mariah Carey, Jon Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue, Rod Stewart,
Alexandra Burke, Miley Cyrus, Take That, Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole,
JLS, Mike, Michael Buble, James Blunt, James Morrison, Susan Boyle,
and Westlife.

The single will be available for download starting February 7th, with a CD
version to be released the following day.



Ezekiel 25:17 Gun Poster





Mel Gibson A$$hole Techno Remix





Mel Gibson Calls Reporter An A$$hole





Mondo and Frank Fritz from American Pickers,
Separated at Birth? (courtesy of listener email)








Tom & Jerry: When Tom Goes Bad





Kari Ann Peniche: U and Me and Tiger, Makes 3!



Remember Kari Ann Peniche? She's the hooker who appeared in
that nude video with Rebecca Gayheart and her huband, Eric Dane.



Water Ceiling Prank

 

Then and Now:






Last Night's American Idol Denver Auditions: Kenny Everett